
Yah. I laughed out loud. At
this. P.S. Did you know she's a 'Creationist'? That's useful information. I mean, it totally makes sense that the world was created in only 7 days and there's no possible way that we could be related to chimpanzees, even though our makeup is so similar... No, no, I was ripped out of some dude's ribcage... or molded from mud... or something. Maybe that explains why I smell so terrible.
This weekend, my mother tried to argue with me that it's okay to support the NRA for the purpose of hunting if you intend to eat your kill [right, because the NRA was created for the purpose of 'hunting for food']. I argued that it's okay to support abortion for the purpose of post-rape pregnancies. She argued that comparing the NRA and abortion just isn't comprehensible. I argued that killing any living soul on this planet is going to send you to hell anyway [insert Catholic guilt here], so we should probably all just become vegans. She said I've officially been living on the west coast for too long. I wonder how she feels about the country's Republicans pushing for a 17-year-old to marry the father of her unborn child just to try and win a race. Because
that, ladies and gents, is really what this campaign is all about.
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