1. No Limit Texas Dreidel
2. Some knit bondage-wear and a willywarmer to give to a significant other
3. The best bumper sticker ever created
4. A signed xkcd print
5. I've wanted one of these since the first time I saw it in SkyMall magazine
6. Anyone who can find the little orange guy in the background will have my heart forever and ever and ever, seriously
7. Someone who can honestly answer this question
8. This is still funny, even after watching it about a dozen times
9. Something to impress the ladies
10. and finally, a variety of schwag that makes me wish I was Jewish

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